Ah, it is that time of the month to see what I've been driving on my side or my big behind.
First up on the adverts, you know summer is coming when the big movies start coming out. Spiderman 3 is the first off the starting blocks. But he has enough advertising and so straight onto poster number 2 - 'Salt, is your food filled with it?'
Yes. Yes it is. And I have high blood pressure. I will die a very young death due to my bad, overindulgent diet.
And three, Ian Wright (Wright, Wright) has a new radio show on the air. As a gooner we have to love this guy. The most talented and passionaite striker for Arsenal? Ah, if only we nabbed him from Palace sooner. Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!