Tuesday, 27 November 2007

sssh!

do not tell anyone, i am applying for a new job. a career if you will.

I WANT TO FIGHT FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

shut up charles, don't you want this job!

I reallly want it, but have to keep quiet. It is a secret.

SSSH!

okay, okay, i am online. i look around. no there is no one there, wait. did something flick behind the curtains.

(gets out rusty penknife)

no, no, it is okay, just the wind-

Creeeek-

What they fuck was that?

sssh, keep the noise down, it was just the floorboards creeking, get back to your application.

Okay, m-i-6 dot gov dot uk and, I'm in!

(hehehe, i'm 007, chicks and far flung holidays here i come with a martini and an cocky joke)

ooh, LOOK!

sssh!

(sorry)

Look. I can play BOND!

Wahaha!

i will show you all that travelling round the woorld with a grubby bag was worthwhile (even though i mustn't tell 'anyone' i am a s-p-y).

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what do you mean not good enough.

(wankers)

SSSH!

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