...because I blog.
I rant and rave.
I am also socially inadequate and slightly seedy.
And what is reason behind my latest confession?
Well, I blog.
Ah yes, Andrew Marr, the obscure, state paid political pundit decided to unleash him mighty wrath against the online community.
Here it is. In full. Andy's rant.
I take particular offence to Andrew Marr. I am not drunk, but s**t faced! I don't just rant and rave but go loony at the slightest provocation. Oh and (other than being three days too late to enjoy this particular flash in the pan) I am sooo inadequately endowed that I need to be seedy to get any action!
There, I have set the record straight. Now where's the crack...