Are you happy?
Well, the government wants to know. In this time of belt tightening, the government is going to spend tax payer's cash on sending out an army of statisticians to measure the general well being of the UK.
Let me state this again...
The government is going to ask the population of the UK if it is happy.
I'm bloody happy! Look at me smile! :)
I'll do it again!
How f-ing hapy I am!