Sunday, 22 May 2011

The end of the World - Rapture!

Why are you here?

You should all be dead by now.

Didn't you hear of the Rapture?

Well, you know, being alive is such an inconvenience. I had my final day planned out just right.

I had my final meal (Donner Kebab), my final drink (the perfect pint of beer) and my perfect night out (with Ken Clarke).

But here I am this morning. Judgement Day has not turned up, and this is where I am. Here, blogging, complaining and looking back at a week of tomfoolery...oh well, at least yesterday was sunny!

2 comments:

Nick said...

Why does he want to destroy the world anyway? Doesn't make sense after going to all that trouble...

magiceye said...

:) arent you in raptures?! :)